Week 12 is over and done with. A couple of MNF matchups led to a few come from behind wins, Optimus Prime has 99.9% locked up the division title (barring a Derek loss and a Scott win with Scott outscoring Derek by more than 130 points), and the final week of the regular season will decide the 8th and final playoff spot. Here are last week’s results.
Irish 106.25
Ready4Fantasy09 97.05
In this week’s featured matchup, Clint tops Kyle this week and is now a game up on both Kyle and CJ for the final playoff spot and has a formable matchup in Team Ramrod this week. Shawn’s team has been hot of late and will look to spoil Clint’s playoff hopes. Here’s a wicked smack talk post about this matchup that went on this weekend between Conan and Kyle:
Afternoon Sex Break November 23, 2:05 pm
Should have played Brady Quinn you moron! Kyle Orton SUCKS!
Ready4Fantasy09 November 23, 2:29 pm
You look real smart Conan with that comment this is why I would never take your advice
Afternoon Sex Break November 23, 3:02 pm
Brady Quinn Kyle "might as well be Randy" Orton
Afternoon Sex Break November 23, 3:04 pm
This smack talk poster SUCKS! BTW Kyle, how's Jason Witten treatin ya you moron.
Ready4Fantasy09 November 23, 7:19 pm
witen is the least of my worries you jackass hes a TE I don’t expect much from him this is all coming from the idiot who drafted Moss with a top 3pick you should worry more about your matchup then min
Afternoon Sex Break November 24, 2:52 pm
How the view at the bottom of the standings JEWBAG!
I can’t wait to see these two and Florida together again in two weeks! Kyle looks to keep his playoff hopes alive next week with a win over CJ and a Clint loss to Shawn.
MotorBoatin Son of a 129.00
McHurtingbyinjuries 150.85
Randy clinches a playoff spot while Milton falls down the standings a bit. Other than that this was pretty much a meaningless game. It was evitable that Randy was going to make the playoffs. Greg Olsen, Willie Parker, and Matt Prater were the scapegoats this week for MotorBoatin Son of a. I’m sure this loss means nothing to Milton as he’s still favored as a strong contender in the playoffs.
I Heart Porn 106.55
JacksSmirkingRevenge 139.25
A tough loss for CJ that pretty much eliminates him from playoff contention (barring some sort of cataclysmic event). Clint is now a game up on Kyle and CJ, who will duke it out next week, and faces a red hot Team Ramrod who will look to play playoff spoiler. Is it possible for CJ to put up 300 pts next week, get the win over Kyle, and have Clint lose to Shawn? I wouldn’t bet my house on it, but then again I don’t own one.
The Champs AGAIN 141.90
Team Ramrod 128.45
A strong showing for Shawn, but the woolly mammoth that is The Champs AGAIN pulls out another win on the back of a 4 td performance from Michael Turner. Scott will square off against Mike this week in a matchup that will determine who will get the 2nd place seeding for the playoffs. Shawn looks to play spoiler against Clint this week and destroy his playoff hopes.
Optimus Prime 137.55
Afternoon Sex Break 133.50
I LOVE DREW BREES!!!!! Brees single handedly capped off a mammoth come from behind win for Optimus Prime over Afternoon Sex Break. Prime looked all but done going into the MNF game with only having Drew Brees remaining, while Afternoon Sex Break had Aaron Rogers, Devery Henderson, and the packers’ defense still to play. But with another 300+ yards passing and 4 tds, it was game over, winner winner chicken dinner for Optimus Prime. Barring a loss to Moniz next week, a Scott win, and Scott outscoring me by more than 130 pts, Optimus prime has 99.9% locked up the Beer and Football on Sundays division crown.
jew crew enemy 149.50
River Rats 145.50
In another MNF matchup, Moniz was able to pull off a major upset over Mike thanks to the strong play of Greg Jennings. Mike is in a little bit of a rut losing 3 straight, and at the worst possible time with the playoffs only 1 week away.
Happy Thanksgiving and make sure to party like a rock star Wednesday night!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Week 12 Featured Matchup
Here’s a look at this weeks featured matchup.
Irish (4-7) vs. Ur My Boy Blue! (4-7)
With playoff implications on the line, how could this not be the featured matchup?
Projected Scores: Clint (103.94) – Kyle (121.80)
Projected Winner: Irish
I have to take Clint in this matchup. I know Kyle is projected to blow Clint out of the water on paper, but there are a lot of question marks that surround Kyle’s team this week. First off, Brian Westbrook missed practice completely on Wednesday with knee and rib injuries and there are still questions whether or not he will be able to play this weekend (Hint: Good time for anyone to go and pick up Correll Buckhalter as he surely will see some time as the featured back especially with league playoffs coming up, wait a minute I already picked me up, sorry). Secondly, Brady Quinn now has a fractured index finger and you have no idea what you will get out of him with only a couple starts under his belt. And let’s not forget to mention that if Clint wins this week it sets up an eventful final week of the season between Clint, Kyle, and CJ fighting for the final playoff spot.
Irish (4-7) vs. Ur My Boy Blue! (4-7)
With playoff implications on the line, how could this not be the featured matchup?
Projected Scores: Clint (103.94) – Kyle (121.80)
Projected Winner: Irish
I have to take Clint in this matchup. I know Kyle is projected to blow Clint out of the water on paper, but there are a lot of question marks that surround Kyle’s team this week. First off, Brian Westbrook missed practice completely on Wednesday with knee and rib injuries and there are still questions whether or not he will be able to play this weekend (Hint: Good time for anyone to go and pick up Correll Buckhalter as he surely will see some time as the featured back especially with league playoffs coming up, wait a minute I already picked me up, sorry). Secondly, Brady Quinn now has a fractured index finger and you have no idea what you will get out of him with only a couple starts under his belt. And let’s not forget to mention that if Clint wins this week it sets up an eventful final week of the season between Clint, Kyle, and CJ fighting for the final playoff spot.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Power Rankings: Week 11
POWER RANKNING
Week 11
1 Optimus Prime (9-2)
Prime takes home another victory and looks like this is the team to beat going forward this season. Its funny to think about, but at the beginning of this season this team was looking at Drew Brees (290.65) as their top performer week in and week out. However, with the Saints being a big question mark week in and week out and the Cardinals tearing it up on a weekly basis, it looks as if Anquan Boldin (197.70) was the steal of the season.
Last Week's Key Performer: Anquan Boldin 37.40
2 The Champs AGAIN (8-3)
Just as predicted last week at this time, Scott is moving closer and closer to the top of the standings and is certainly a threat to take down Prime in the playoffs and start ushering in Beer and Football’s first dynasty.
Last Week's Key Performer: DeAngelo Williams 27.00
3 River Rats (8-3)
A dismal performance against a team that should have been a walk in the park is raising some serious questions about this team going into playoff time. The Rats have picked a horrible time of year to flounder with the playoffs only two weeks away, could this be the “choke heard round the world” or will we see this team return to form in the closing weeks. The biggest hurdle that this team faces is that a lot of the players that have been relied on all season to have amazing games are playing well above their actual level. To sum this all up, if I had stock in this team, I would be selling. ALL OF IT!!! And please can we move BenJarvus Green-Ellis (55.90) out of the line-up.
Last Week's Key Performer: Matt Forte 13.40
4 Afternoon Sex Break (6-5)
Big win this week for the Break as they annihilated the River Rats by almost 70 points. This team is riding a 4 game win streak that has helped catapult this team for the bottom of the barrel to a team that may be able to do some damage in the playoffs and for certain if Brandon Jacobs (178.50) and Braylon Edwards (114.10) keep going the way they have been the past couple weeks, you could be looking at a threat to be in the “Big Kegger” at the end of the season. Next week however is the biggest test of the season, as The Sex will take on Prime in what should be a nail biter.
Last Week's Key Performer: Aaron Rodgers 21.45
5 MotorBoatin Son of a (7-4)
Won again this week and did not move up the rankings. Milton’s squad has become one of the more constant in the league. Well, will Kurt Warner (292.70) putting up numbers resembling his days with the “Greatest Show on Turf”, you can not bet against Milton in the playoffs.
Last Week's Key Performer: Joseph Addai 32.30
6 McHurtingbyInjuries (6-5)
T.J. House-yo-mama (151.00) finally breaks out and has a huge game this week. However, playing Derek’s Dream Team, you are going to need to put up more than 120.90 points to win. Anytime you put up numbers like that and lose, it sucks. Take the loss with a grain of salt, because this team is good and they will be in the playoffs, especially with the magic number now being down to one game.
Last Week's Key Performer: T.J. Houshmandzadeh 33.90
7 JacksSmirkingRevenge (6-5)
7 JacksSmirkingRevenge (6-5)
Well, let me be the first to say that the trade, as of yet, has worked out in Brandon’s favor as he squared up with Clint’s team in Week 11 and took home the “W”. I will be the first to admit that I was wrong thinking that this team was going to miss the playoffs especially with the magic number for this team now down to one game, however, I still hold by my prediction that this team is going down quick and Brandon will be wishing he still had Thomas Jones (192.30) when it is all said and done.
Last Week's Key Performer: Steve Slaton 33.60
8 Ur My Boy Blue! (4-7)
This is what we have all been waiting for, Beer and Football’s version of the wildcard race. Three teams, two games left and one spot open. Best of all is that they all play each other in the last two weeks. Unfortunately, it’s my prediction that the Jew and his band of misfits will certainly be receiving some ping-pong balls in next year’s draft. This squad is defiantly the weakest of the three and I predict a 4-9 final record.
Last Week's Key Performer: Larry Fitzgerald 32.10
9 Irish (4-7)
Its tough to score 130+ points and lose, but that is the way it was for a lot of teams this week. I do however, think that the Irish are going to be in the playoffs this season riding the solid play of Thomas Jones (192.30) and Marshawn Lynch (152.30) down the stretch. This is my pick to make the playoffs in that three-way dance.
Last Week's Key Performer: Marshawn Lynch 31.70
10 Team Ramrod (2-9)
Yes, you read that right! The rankings were calculated and I was quite surprised myself to see this team almost breaking into the top 10. However, I think it is time to give credit where it is due! This team is not a push over, despite what their record says. And as I said last week, it really makes you wonder what could have happened if Tom Brady hadn’t gone down in the first game.
Last Week's Key Performer: Ryan Grant 28.60
11 I Heart Porn (4-7)
I think that the computer is a little harsh on CJ, but he is riding a 4 game losing streak that has seen I Heart Porn fall from a playoff definite to a playoff maybe. Let’s be honest the acquisition of Farve (193.35) should have elevated this team, but with guys like Lee Evans (121.70) dropping the ball, you can’t really consider this team as a playoff contender. With all that said, the ball is still in CJ’s court as two strong weeks will get him in the playoffs, however, if they do make it in, I can not see them as any more than a “one and done”.
Last Week's Key Performer: Brett Farve 25.00
12 jew crew enemy (2-9)
Let it be proclaimed from every rooftop! THIS TEAM SUCKS! We have a new basement dweller ladies and gentlemen and this team is not leaving in the near future. With games coming up against Mike (River Rats) and Prime, 2-11 is certainly in this teams future.
Last Week's Key Performer: Greg Jennings 14.90
Formula:
(((Wins * 50) - (Losses * 25) + (Win Streak * 50) - (Losing Streak * 25)) + Total Points) / Week # = Power Ranking Points
Week 11 Results
2 more teams clinched a playoff birth in week 11. Plus we have a new overall leader. Here’s the recap for week 11.
jew crew enemy 99.90
Team Ramrod 134.60
In this week’s featured matchup (The Battle of Suck vs. Suck more), Shawn was able to do something that he has been pressed to do all season long…win a game. Team Ramrod penetrated deep into the anus of the Jew Crew Enemy and is now on the verge from pulling himself out of the basement. Both teams are tied at 2-9 with Matt ahead by pts.
Afternoon Sex Break 140.25
River Rats 76.20
Quite possibly the biggest upset of the week, but then again I have said all along that Afternoon Sex Break would finish the year strong and go deep into the playoffs. Mike could not get anything going this week and with Clinton Portis playing this week in question, Mike was forced to use The Lawyer Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis this past Thursday against the Jets who picked up a mere .90 pts. When soon to be Rookie Defensive Player of the Year Jerrod Mayo puts up 18 pts you know you’re in for a good week. With the River Rats losing this week, that could only mean one thing…
Optimus Prime 147.50
McHurtingbyinjuries 120.90
Yes that’s right. We have a new overall leader in Optimus Prime. Randy shot out of the gate after a sizable lead after the 1pm games, but failed to realize that the majority of my team were playing later in the day. Tim Hightower’s production could be a cause of concern going into the Playoffs for Optimus Prime so look for myself to be monitoring free agency very carefully (a la Antonio Pittman for wk 12). Even with the loss, Randy is still only 1 win away or another Kyle, Clint, CJ loss away from clinching a playoff birth.
The Champs AGAIN 134.20
Ur My Boy Blue! 115.35
Kyle came up a little bit short (no surprise there) but put a little bit of a scare into Scott. The officiating in the Pittsburgh/San Diego game screwed Kyle this week as they cost him pts for a Troy Polamalu forced fumble and a TD. But one could argue that he probably still would have come up short (again no surprise here) against the juggernaut that is The Champs AGAIN.
Irish 135.10
JacksSmirkingRevenge 147.25
Marshawn Lynch had a good showing in the MNF game for Clint but Irish still came up short against JacksSmirkingRevenge (Boys and girls today’s word of the day is “short”). Steve Slaton and Marian Barber had big games for Brandon who is now also only one win away or another Clint, Kyle, CJ loss from securing a playoff birth. Clint will be battling it out with Kyle and CJ the rest of the year for potentially the final playoff birth. He needs to win at least one game in the next 2 weeks as Kyle and CJ face off in the season’s final week and one of those teams will walk away with a win.
I Heart Porn 85.20
MotorBoatin Son of a 111.25
Kurt Warner for MVP anyone? Surely Milton must think so. It looks like that was probably the steal of the draft. Warner propels MotorBoatin Son of a passed I Heart Porn and locked up a playoff birth. Joseph Addai also has a nice day while the only bright spots for I Heart Porn were LT, Favre, and the Bucs defense. Julius Jones cost CJ a 10th of a point while Lee Evans put up an astounding 1 pt. I got the greatest txt message from CJ this morning that summed up his fantasy football season. “Hey f*ck this fantasy bullsh*t I quit and I’m not paying either and I’m giving LT to Scott along with Lee Evans and Marvin Harrison.” LOL he was joking of course. I still think he is going to get into the playoffs at the cost of a final week showdown with Kyle.
jew crew enemy 99.90
Team Ramrod 134.60
In this week’s featured matchup (The Battle of Suck vs. Suck more), Shawn was able to do something that he has been pressed to do all season long…win a game. Team Ramrod penetrated deep into the anus of the Jew Crew Enemy and is now on the verge from pulling himself out of the basement. Both teams are tied at 2-9 with Matt ahead by pts.
Afternoon Sex Break 140.25
River Rats 76.20
Quite possibly the biggest upset of the week, but then again I have said all along that Afternoon Sex Break would finish the year strong and go deep into the playoffs. Mike could not get anything going this week and with Clinton Portis playing this week in question, Mike was forced to use The Lawyer Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis this past Thursday against the Jets who picked up a mere .90 pts. When soon to be Rookie Defensive Player of the Year Jerrod Mayo puts up 18 pts you know you’re in for a good week. With the River Rats losing this week, that could only mean one thing…
Optimus Prime 147.50
McHurtingbyinjuries 120.90
Yes that’s right. We have a new overall leader in Optimus Prime. Randy shot out of the gate after a sizable lead after the 1pm games, but failed to realize that the majority of my team were playing later in the day. Tim Hightower’s production could be a cause of concern going into the Playoffs for Optimus Prime so look for myself to be monitoring free agency very carefully (a la Antonio Pittman for wk 12). Even with the loss, Randy is still only 1 win away or another Kyle, Clint, CJ loss away from clinching a playoff birth.
The Champs AGAIN 134.20
Ur My Boy Blue! 115.35
Kyle came up a little bit short (no surprise there) but put a little bit of a scare into Scott. The officiating in the Pittsburgh/San Diego game screwed Kyle this week as they cost him pts for a Troy Polamalu forced fumble and a TD. But one could argue that he probably still would have come up short (again no surprise here) against the juggernaut that is The Champs AGAIN.
Irish 135.10
JacksSmirkingRevenge 147.25
Marshawn Lynch had a good showing in the MNF game for Clint but Irish still came up short against JacksSmirkingRevenge (Boys and girls today’s word of the day is “short”). Steve Slaton and Marian Barber had big games for Brandon who is now also only one win away or another Clint, Kyle, CJ loss from securing a playoff birth. Clint will be battling it out with Kyle and CJ the rest of the year for potentially the final playoff birth. He needs to win at least one game in the next 2 weeks as Kyle and CJ face off in the season’s final week and one of those teams will walk away with a win.
I Heart Porn 85.20
MotorBoatin Son of a 111.25
Kurt Warner for MVP anyone? Surely Milton must think so. It looks like that was probably the steal of the draft. Warner propels MotorBoatin Son of a passed I Heart Porn and locked up a playoff birth. Joseph Addai also has a nice day while the only bright spots for I Heart Porn were LT, Favre, and the Bucs defense. Julius Jones cost CJ a 10th of a point while Lee Evans put up an astounding 1 pt. I got the greatest txt message from CJ this morning that summed up his fantasy football season. “Hey f*ck this fantasy bullsh*t I quit and I’m not paying either and I’m giving LT to Scott along with Lee Evans and Marvin Harrison.” LOL he was joking of course. I still think he is going to get into the playoffs at the cost of a final week showdown with Kyle.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Week 11 Featured Matchup
Here is this week’s featured matchup.
Jew Crew Enemy (2-8) vs. Team Ramrod (1-9)
This is going to be a battle of ugliness. How could I not pick this matchup? Besides this is probably going to be the only time all year that Shawn’s team will be in a featured matchup.
Projected Scores: Matt (114.42) – Shawn (109.94)
But honestly does the score really matter. Either way this is going to be a sh*t show.
Projected Winner: Jew Crew Enemy
Anytime you have a couple players going up against the Denver, Oakland, and Detroit defenses, you’re in for a pretty good day. Brandon Marshall needs to go off for Shawn to win this week, but faces a tough matchup as Atlanta has been very good at home this season.
Jew Crew Enemy (2-8) vs. Team Ramrod (1-9)
This is going to be a battle of ugliness. How could I not pick this matchup? Besides this is probably going to be the only time all year that Shawn’s team will be in a featured matchup.
Projected Scores: Matt (114.42) – Shawn (109.94)
But honestly does the score really matter. Either way this is going to be a sh*t show.
Projected Winner: Jew Crew Enemy
Anytime you have a couple players going up against the Denver, Oakland, and Detroit defenses, you’re in for a pretty good day. Brandon Marshall needs to go off for Shawn to win this week, but faces a tough matchup as Atlanta has been very good at home this season.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Week 10 Results
A couple big wins played out in week 10. Two teams clinched playoff berths. The real contenders seem be separate from the frauds. Here’s a recap of the action.
jew crew enemy 125.90
Ur My Boy Blue! 133.25
In this week’s featured matchup, Kyle was able to avoid contending for last place and keep his playoff hopes alive with a last minute MNF win over Matt. With 14.90 points from Larry Fitzgerald, Kyle pulled a win out of his @$$ and now goes to 4-6 on the season. If there was an award for a team with so many name changes Kyle would be a dominant contender right now. Moniz falls to 2-8 on the year and a playoff birth is pretty much out of the picture at this point.
Optimus Prime 171.20
River Rats 150.80
This game was pretty much 1B this week in featured matchups. Mike was able to put up a 150 this week even without potential league MVP Clinton Portis, but this still wasn’t enough. Down 25 points going into the MNF game, Optimus Prime pulled out a 171 on the backs of Frank Gore, Anquan Boldin, Tim Hightower, and Neil Rackers. Now with the same overall record, these two teams are separated by points, with Mike remaining in the lead by 13. The regular season league champion will surely go down to the wire between these two teams, with Scott also sneaking up from behind to join the contention.
Afternoon Sex Break 107.20
Team Ramrod 93.70
What can be said about this matchup except it was a case of two teams going in opposite directions. Afternoon Sex Break looked strong again this week on the back of Brandon Jacobs, and is climbing his way up the board looking to ensure a playoff spot. Next year will be a better year for Team Ramrod. At least it can’t get any worse. Can it?
The Champs AGAIN 170.35
JacksSmirkingRevenge 141.30
If I had to pick a team (outside of my team of course) to win this year’s championship, I would have to pick The Champs AGAIN. Looking to repeat as league champions, Scotty’s team has done nothing but dominate since the acquisition of Adrian Peterson. I think I might smell a little regret on Milt’s behalf. This was an extremely tough loss for Brandon who put up a 141 and still lost. But like they say, to be the best, you got to beat the best. And The Champs AGAIN are surely playing like they are the best right now.
Irish 113.30
MotorBoatin Son of a 137.30
Thanks to a strong performance from Kurt Warner in the MNF game, Milton was able to come from behind and stay near the top of the pack for playoff contention. If MotorBoatin Son of a is going to make a strong playoff run, he will need Kurt Warner to keep playing like the Kurt Warner of old, and Willie Parker/Joseph Addai to return to form from a year ago. Nagging injuries could play a major factor in this team’s playoff success but we all know Milton (aka George Steinbrenner) is not afraid to go out and spend money in free agency.
I Heart Porn 112.15
McHurtingbyinjuries 126.25
I’ve been scratching my head with this one. You have one team that looks like they are finally gonna get it going and make a push for the playoffs, while the other has been decimated by injuries to his top 2 players, and the latter still pulls out a win. I still think CJ will backdoor his way into the playoffs on the back of LT, but he has a tough road ahead on him, and it could ultimately come down to his matchup in the last week of the season against the Jew.
jew crew enemy 125.90
Ur My Boy Blue! 133.25
In this week’s featured matchup, Kyle was able to avoid contending for last place and keep his playoff hopes alive with a last minute MNF win over Matt. With 14.90 points from Larry Fitzgerald, Kyle pulled a win out of his @$$ and now goes to 4-6 on the season. If there was an award for a team with so many name changes Kyle would be a dominant contender right now. Moniz falls to 2-8 on the year and a playoff birth is pretty much out of the picture at this point.
Optimus Prime 171.20
River Rats 150.80
This game was pretty much 1B this week in featured matchups. Mike was able to put up a 150 this week even without potential league MVP Clinton Portis, but this still wasn’t enough. Down 25 points going into the MNF game, Optimus Prime pulled out a 171 on the backs of Frank Gore, Anquan Boldin, Tim Hightower, and Neil Rackers. Now with the same overall record, these two teams are separated by points, with Mike remaining in the lead by 13. The regular season league champion will surely go down to the wire between these two teams, with Scott also sneaking up from behind to join the contention.
Afternoon Sex Break 107.20
Team Ramrod 93.70
What can be said about this matchup except it was a case of two teams going in opposite directions. Afternoon Sex Break looked strong again this week on the back of Brandon Jacobs, and is climbing his way up the board looking to ensure a playoff spot. Next year will be a better year for Team Ramrod. At least it can’t get any worse. Can it?
The Champs AGAIN 170.35
JacksSmirkingRevenge 141.30
If I had to pick a team (outside of my team of course) to win this year’s championship, I would have to pick The Champs AGAIN. Looking to repeat as league champions, Scotty’s team has done nothing but dominate since the acquisition of Adrian Peterson. I think I might smell a little regret on Milt’s behalf. This was an extremely tough loss for Brandon who put up a 141 and still lost. But like they say, to be the best, you got to beat the best. And The Champs AGAIN are surely playing like they are the best right now.
Irish 113.30
MotorBoatin Son of a 137.30
Thanks to a strong performance from Kurt Warner in the MNF game, Milton was able to come from behind and stay near the top of the pack for playoff contention. If MotorBoatin Son of a is going to make a strong playoff run, he will need Kurt Warner to keep playing like the Kurt Warner of old, and Willie Parker/Joseph Addai to return to form from a year ago. Nagging injuries could play a major factor in this team’s playoff success but we all know Milton (aka George Steinbrenner) is not afraid to go out and spend money in free agency.
I Heart Porn 112.15
McHurtingbyinjuries 126.25
I’ve been scratching my head with this one. You have one team that looks like they are finally gonna get it going and make a push for the playoffs, while the other has been decimated by injuries to his top 2 players, and the latter still pulls out a win. I still think CJ will backdoor his way into the playoffs on the back of LT, but he has a tough road ahead on him, and it could ultimately come down to his matchup in the last week of the season against the Jew.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Keeper Players for 08-09 Season
Since the majority of you have been inquiring about Keeper Players for this season, I have decided to add a variation of Keeper Players to this year’s season. You will be able to protect 1 and only 1 rookie on your roster for next year’s season. For those of you that are a little specially challenged (Kyle), this means if you have a rookie on your roster this year, you are eligible to protect him and have him on your roster for next year’s season. Next season we will be incorporating a different version of Keeper Players, more details on that will be released leading up to the draft next year.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Week 10 Featured Matchup
Week 10’s featured matchup is:
Jew Crew Enemy (2-7) vs. The Jew Crew (3-6)
Projected Scores: Moniz (113.52) – Kyle (92.82)
I wanted this week’s matchup to be Optimus Prime vs. The River Rats but Mike is without his best player this week, and with some really favorable matchups, Optimus Prime is projected to blowout the River Rats this week. But this is fantasy football and anything can happen so I can see a major upset forming here.
Projected Winner: Jew Crew Enemy
I’m basing this on the simple fact that I think Moniz has a better team with a couple better matchups this week. Don’t get me wrong, both these teams absolutely suck, but Moniz’s team seems to suck a little bit less. Kyle is reeking with suckability. His team is injury plagued and unless he reads this before tonight’s game and picks up Brady Quinn for a QB he will score no more than 76 points this week. KYLE SPEND THE GOD DAMN QUARTER AND PICK UP BRADY QUINN!!!!!
Jew Crew Enemy (2-7) vs. The Jew Crew (3-6)
Projected Scores: Moniz (113.52) – Kyle (92.82)
I wanted this week’s matchup to be Optimus Prime vs. The River Rats but Mike is without his best player this week, and with some really favorable matchups, Optimus Prime is projected to blowout the River Rats this week. But this is fantasy football and anything can happen so I can see a major upset forming here.
Projected Winner: Jew Crew Enemy
I’m basing this on the simple fact that I think Moniz has a better team with a couple better matchups this week. Don’t get me wrong, both these teams absolutely suck, but Moniz’s team seems to suck a little bit less. Kyle is reeking with suckability. His team is injury plagued and unless he reads this before tonight’s game and picks up Brady Quinn for a QB he will score no more than 76 points this week. KYLE SPEND THE GOD DAMN QUARTER AND PICK UP BRADY QUINN!!!!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Prediction Standings for 11-5-08
Here are the results from Week 9 Prediction Picks:
Derek (4-2)
Scott (4-2)
Milton (4-2)
Brandon (3-3)
Clint (3-3)
Conan (3-3)
Kyle (2-4)
Mike (1-0)
Matt (1-0)
CJ (0-1)
Shawn (0-1)
Randy (0-0) *DNP
Here are the current season standings:
1. Derek (33-17)
2. Scott (31-17)
3. Milton (25-29)
4. Mike (15-11)
5. Kyle (15-16)
6. Brandon (14-9)
7. Clint (10-9)
8. Shawn (9-8)
9. CJ (5-1)
10. Matt (5-5)
11. Randy (4-3)
12. Conan (4-7)
Derek (4-2)
Scott (4-2)
Milton (4-2)
Brandon (3-3)
Clint (3-3)
Conan (3-3)
Kyle (2-4)
Mike (1-0)
Matt (1-0)
CJ (0-1)
Shawn (0-1)
Randy (0-0) *DNP
Here are the current season standings:
1. Derek (33-17)
2. Scott (31-17)
3. Milton (25-29)
4. Mike (15-11)
5. Kyle (15-16)
6. Brandon (14-9)
7. Clint (10-9)
8. Shawn (9-8)
9. CJ (5-1)
10. Matt (5-5)
11. Randy (4-3)
12. Conan (4-7)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Week 9 Results
Week 9 matchups were not even close for the most part. At least an interesting playoff race is taking form. Here’s a look at the results from last week.
River Rats 145.80
McLoving Life 80.15
I thought this game would be a lot closer than what it was but Mike dominates yet again. Next week’s matchup against myself, Optimus Prime should be a litter tougher and could ultimately decide the division winner (not foreseeing any future upsets). Derrick Mason and Matt Forte led the way for the River Rats who now improve to an impressive 8-1 on the year. Randy decided to play Chad “I can’t throw a deep ball” Pennington over Derek Anderson this week, although it would not have really mattered in this contest. McLoving Life is now 5-4 on the year.
The Champs AGAIN 162.15
MotorBoatin Son of a 106.40
In this week’s featured matchup, Scott decided to take a big shat on Milton’s team this week. Kurt Warner was able to put up 31 and Chris Johnson was able to match “Big Game” Peterson’s performance for Milt this week, but Peterson along with Turner, Cutler, Berrian, and Driver was too much for Milton to motorboat (“them be some great big ol’ titties”). They were built for speed this week, not comfort (I’m referencing Wedding Crashers for those of you that are lost…Kyle). Scott is now a solid 6-3 on the year while Milton drops to 5-4.
Irish 111.45
I Heart Porn 62.95
So far the blockbuster move made by CJ this week has been a bust but we all know Rome was not built in a day. Julius Jones and Brett Favre combined for 12.85 pts this week while Braylon Edwards put up over 16 himself for Afternoon Sex Break. Favre and LT need to be strong down the stretch in order for CJ to backdoor his way into the playoffs. Peyton Manning led the way for Irish who moves to 4-5 on the season, in a dead heat with I Heart Porn for the final playoff spot who is also 4-5 on the season.
jew crew enemy 98.35
JacksSmirkingRevenge 111.95
Moniz suffers another beating, this time to the hands of Brandon. I can’t wait to see the matchup of Jew Crew Enemy and Team Ramrod take place. It should be a good one filled with laughs. Donovan McNabb dropped 31 for JacksSmirkingRevenge, who is now 5-4 on the year. Moniz, who’s best player this week was the Pittsburgh defense (A defense? Are you kidding me?), falls to 2-7 on the year fighting for the most ping pong balls for the draft lottery with Shawn.
Afternoon Sex Break 110.90
The Jew Crew 96.70
Here’s a quote from Conan that described this matchup: How’s my ass taste Kyle!!!” The Jew Crew lost not only his starting QB to an injury this week, but also his backup QB, and a RB. Kyle’s window of opportunity to get into the playoffs seems to be shrinking every week, while Big C is moving his way up in the standings and is gaining strong momentum right before the final push. Afternoon Sex Break is now a solid 4-5 on the year, while The Jew Crew fall to 3-6 and most likely will be contending for ping pong balls.
Optimus Prime 162.15
Team Ramrod 122.65
I drop bombs on teams even without my top two players, Drew Brees and Frank Gore, in the lineup. Enough said. Optimus Prime is now 7-2 on the year while Team Romrod drops to 1-8.
River Rats 145.80
McLoving Life 80.15
I thought this game would be a lot closer than what it was but Mike dominates yet again. Next week’s matchup against myself, Optimus Prime should be a litter tougher and could ultimately decide the division winner (not foreseeing any future upsets). Derrick Mason and Matt Forte led the way for the River Rats who now improve to an impressive 8-1 on the year. Randy decided to play Chad “I can’t throw a deep ball” Pennington over Derek Anderson this week, although it would not have really mattered in this contest. McLoving Life is now 5-4 on the year.
The Champs AGAIN 162.15
MotorBoatin Son of a 106.40
In this week’s featured matchup, Scott decided to take a big shat on Milton’s team this week. Kurt Warner was able to put up 31 and Chris Johnson was able to match “Big Game” Peterson’s performance for Milt this week, but Peterson along with Turner, Cutler, Berrian, and Driver was too much for Milton to motorboat (“them be some great big ol’ titties”). They were built for speed this week, not comfort (I’m referencing Wedding Crashers for those of you that are lost…Kyle). Scott is now a solid 6-3 on the year while Milton drops to 5-4.
Irish 111.45
I Heart Porn 62.95
So far the blockbuster move made by CJ this week has been a bust but we all know Rome was not built in a day. Julius Jones and Brett Favre combined for 12.85 pts this week while Braylon Edwards put up over 16 himself for Afternoon Sex Break. Favre and LT need to be strong down the stretch in order for CJ to backdoor his way into the playoffs. Peyton Manning led the way for Irish who moves to 4-5 on the season, in a dead heat with I Heart Porn for the final playoff spot who is also 4-5 on the season.
jew crew enemy 98.35
JacksSmirkingRevenge 111.95
Moniz suffers another beating, this time to the hands of Brandon. I can’t wait to see the matchup of Jew Crew Enemy and Team Ramrod take place. It should be a good one filled with laughs. Donovan McNabb dropped 31 for JacksSmirkingRevenge, who is now 5-4 on the year. Moniz, who’s best player this week was the Pittsburgh defense (A defense? Are you kidding me?), falls to 2-7 on the year fighting for the most ping pong balls for the draft lottery with Shawn.
Afternoon Sex Break 110.90
The Jew Crew 96.70
Here’s a quote from Conan that described this matchup: How’s my ass taste Kyle!!!” The Jew Crew lost not only his starting QB to an injury this week, but also his backup QB, and a RB. Kyle’s window of opportunity to get into the playoffs seems to be shrinking every week, while Big C is moving his way up in the standings and is gaining strong momentum right before the final push. Afternoon Sex Break is now a solid 4-5 on the year, while The Jew Crew fall to 3-6 and most likely will be contending for ping pong balls.
Optimus Prime 162.15
Team Ramrod 122.65
I drop bombs on teams even without my top two players, Drew Brees and Frank Gore, in the lineup. Enough said. Optimus Prime is now 7-2 on the year while Team Romrod drops to 1-8.
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