Week 11 Results

2 more teams clinched a playoff birth in week 11. Plus we have a new overall leader. Here’s the recap for week 11.

jew crew enemy 99.90
Team Ramrod 134.60

In this week’s featured matchup (The Battle of Suck vs. Suck more), Shawn was able to do something that he has been pressed to do all season long…win a game. Team Ramrod penetrated deep into the anus of the Jew Crew Enemy and is now on the verge from pulling himself out of the basement. Both teams are tied at 2-9 with Matt ahead by pts.

Afternoon Sex Break 140.25
River Rats 76.20

Quite possibly the biggest upset of the week, but then again I have said all along that Afternoon Sex Break would finish the year strong and go deep into the playoffs. Mike could not get anything going this week and with Clinton Portis playing this week in question, Mike was forced to use The Lawyer Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis this past Thursday against the Jets who picked up a mere .90 pts. When soon to be Rookie Defensive Player of the Year Jerrod Mayo puts up 18 pts you know you’re in for a good week. With the River Rats losing this week, that could only mean one thing…

Optimus Prime 147.50
McHurtingbyinjuries 120.90

Yes that’s right. We have a new overall leader in Optimus Prime. Randy shot out of the gate after a sizable lead after the 1pm games, but failed to realize that the majority of my team were playing later in the day. Tim Hightower’s production could be a cause of concern going into the Playoffs for Optimus Prime so look for myself to be monitoring free agency very carefully (a la Antonio Pittman for wk 12). Even with the loss, Randy is still only 1 win away or another Kyle, Clint, CJ loss away from clinching a playoff birth.

The Champs AGAIN 134.20
Ur My Boy Blue! 115.35

Kyle came up a little bit short (no surprise there) but put a little bit of a scare into Scott. The officiating in the Pittsburgh/San Diego game screwed Kyle this week as they cost him pts for a Troy Polamalu forced fumble and a TD. But one could argue that he probably still would have come up short (again no surprise here) against the juggernaut that is The Champs AGAIN.

Irish 135.10
JacksSmirkingRevenge 147.25

Marshawn Lynch had a good showing in the MNF game for Clint but Irish still came up short against JacksSmirkingRevenge (Boys and girls today’s word of the day is “short”). Steve Slaton and Marian Barber had big games for Brandon who is now also only one win away or another Clint, Kyle, CJ loss from securing a playoff birth. Clint will be battling it out with Kyle and CJ the rest of the year for potentially the final playoff birth. He needs to win at least one game in the next 2 weeks as Kyle and CJ face off in the season’s final week and one of those teams will walk away with a win.

I Heart Porn 85.20
MotorBoatin Son of a 111.25

Kurt Warner for MVP anyone? Surely Milton must think so. It looks like that was probably the steal of the draft. Warner propels MotorBoatin Son of a passed I Heart Porn and locked up a playoff birth. Joseph Addai also has a nice day while the only bright spots for I Heart Porn were LT, Favre, and the Bucs defense. Julius Jones cost CJ a 10th of a point while Lee Evans put up an astounding 1 pt. I got the greatest txt message from CJ this morning that summed up his fantasy football season. “Hey f*ck this fantasy bullsh*t I quit and I’m not paying either and I’m giving LT to Scott along with Lee Evans and Marvin Harrison.” LOL he was joking of course. I still think he is going to get into the playoffs at the cost of a final week showdown with Kyle.