Week 9 Results

Week 9 matchups were not even close for the most part. At least an interesting playoff race is taking form. Here’s a look at the results from last week.

River Rats 145.80
McLoving Life 80.15

I thought this game would be a lot closer than what it was but Mike dominates yet again. Next week’s matchup against myself, Optimus Prime should be a litter tougher and could ultimately decide the division winner (not foreseeing any future upsets). Derrick Mason and Matt Forte led the way for the River Rats who now improve to an impressive 8-1 on the year. Randy decided to play Chad “I can’t throw a deep ball” Pennington over Derek Anderson this week, although it would not have really mattered in this contest. McLoving Life is now 5-4 on the year.

The Champs AGAIN 162.15
MotorBoatin Son of a 106.40

In this week’s featured matchup, Scott decided to take a big shat on Milton’s team this week. Kurt Warner was able to put up 31 and Chris Johnson was able to match “Big Game” Peterson’s performance for Milt this week, but Peterson along with Turner, Cutler, Berrian, and Driver was too much for Milton to motorboat (“them be some great big ol’ titties”). They were built for speed this week, not comfort (I’m referencing Wedding Crashers for those of you that are lost…Kyle). Scott is now a solid 6-3 on the year while Milton drops to 5-4.

Irish 111.45
I Heart Porn 62.95

So far the blockbuster move made by CJ this week has been a bust but we all know Rome was not built in a day. Julius Jones and Brett Favre combined for 12.85 pts this week while Braylon Edwards put up over 16 himself for Afternoon Sex Break. Favre and LT need to be strong down the stretch in order for CJ to backdoor his way into the playoffs. Peyton Manning led the way for Irish who moves to 4-5 on the season, in a dead heat with I Heart Porn for the final playoff spot who is also 4-5 on the season.

jew crew enemy 98.35
JacksSmirkingRevenge 111.95

Moniz suffers another beating, this time to the hands of Brandon. I can’t wait to see the matchup of Jew Crew Enemy and Team Ramrod take place. It should be a good one filled with laughs. Donovan McNabb dropped 31 for JacksSmirkingRevenge, who is now 5-4 on the year. Moniz, who’s best player this week was the Pittsburgh defense (A defense? Are you kidding me?), falls to 2-7 on the year fighting for the most ping pong balls for the draft lottery with Shawn.

Afternoon Sex Break 110.90
The Jew Crew 96.70

Here’s a quote from Conan that described this matchup: How’s my ass taste Kyle!!!” The Jew Crew lost not only his starting QB to an injury this week, but also his backup QB, and a RB. Kyle’s window of opportunity to get into the playoffs seems to be shrinking every week, while Big C is moving his way up in the standings and is gaining strong momentum right before the final push. Afternoon Sex Break is now a solid 4-5 on the year, while The Jew Crew fall to 3-6 and most likely will be contending for ping pong balls.

Optimus Prime 162.15
Team Ramrod 122.65

I drop bombs on teams even without my top two players, Drew Brees and Frank Gore, in the lineup. Enough said. Optimus Prime is now 7-2 on the year while Team Romrod drops to 1-8.