Thursday, September 4, 2008

Week 1 Matchup of the Week

Je Je Je JEW-UNIT! vs. Irish

Projected Scores: Kyle (131.23) – Clint (120.00)

On paper this may seem like a blow out but there’s a back story to this featured weekly matchup. These two are currently slugging it out in a back and forth matchup at the first round of the RedSox Nation fantasy baseball league. Also I must point out that Clint is a big time Colts fan who would like to rub the Icy Hot all over Peyton Manning’s back, while Kyle is a huge Cowgirl fan who would like to give Terrell Owens’ a *gooch massage with his tongue.

*For those of you that don’t know, a “gooch” is the area between your balls and your anus.

Project Winner: Je Je Je JEW-UNIT!

Kyle has too many matchups this week that are in his favor. I love Brian Westbrook’s matchup this week against a shaky St. Louis front, and I think Marion Barber (Irish) will have a harder time than expected getting things going in a much improved Cleveland team. That Dallas/Cleveland matchup could also turn into a gun-slinging contest which could spell D-O-O-M for Barber.

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