Week 3 Results

A week filled with upsets to go along with the Pats/Dolphins shocker. Here’s the breakdown.

Time2MakeTheDonuts 135.65
The Champs AGAIN 118.90

Michael Turner and Joseph Addai both put up huge numbers but it was not enough to take down myself and Time2MakeTheDonuts. I improve to 3-0 on the season, 1-2 in my projected picks, while Scott falls to 1-2 on the season. No doubt a rough two weeks for Scotty.

Kyle Doesn't Know 82.20
JEW-UNIT!! 113.60

The Jew was able to pull off the upset and knock Milt back a step with his first loss of the season. AP never got it going, and outside of the league’s leading QB Jay Cutler, Kyle Doesn’t Know put up a whopping zero TD’s. Both currently sit at 2-1. At least Oliveira Plumbing is still undefeated (2-0-2).

JacksSmirkingRevenge 127.80
McLovin needs help! 129.50

It looked like Jericho Cotchery would be enough for Brandon to pull off the win this week but Randy was able to hold him off with a strong performance from Reggie “My Woman Can’t Dance But I Can Play Football” Bush. They both are currently 1-2 on the year.

Irish 91.70
River Rats 125.20

In a battle of 2 undefeated teams, one had to go home a loser this week. The River Rats won this battle of the titans leaving Irish in the hole along side Peyton Manning and the Colts. Mike remains undefeated on the year at 3-0 while Clint falls to 2-1.

I Heart Porn 98.90
My Team Sucks 112.25

Shawn pulls himself out of the hole this week leaving CJ behind with his first win of the year. Two TD’s was not enough from LT as CJ falls to 0-3 on the season. Shawn jumps to 1-2. Here is a great quote from CJ to sum up his fantasy season thus far: “F*ck this Fantasy bullsh*t. I win the free league but this f*cking league I get dominated”. No doubt a tough start for CJ, but you have to feel its only a matter of time before LT becomes LT, hurt toe or not.

Afternoon Sex Break 117.50
THE JEWBAGS 119.85

This weeks closest matchup, Matt was able to pull it out over Big C getting just enough points in the MNF game from Darren Sproles. Keep in mind Matt also left Ronnie Brown on the bench this week. Big C – I think you can thank Sammy Morris for screwing your season. With Tom Brady out, you know Moss isn’t going to put up the same numbers as last season. On top of that, watching him yesterday, he did not look like he was 100% into it as there were a few passes his way that he SHOULD have caught but only gave a half hearted attempt. “Waiter – Check please”, I think we may have seen Mr. Moss check out for the season as yesterday could be a glimpse of what’s to come for the Pats.