Week 4 Results

A couple of blowouts and a HUGE upset in week 4. And this just in….The Cowboys SUCK!!! Let’s take a look at all the action.

Kyle Doesn't Know 127.35
My Team Sucks 104.55

I am on a hot streak right now predicting the winners of the weekly featured matchups, going to 2-2 on the year. Now that the irrelevant is out of the way, let’s get to what really matters. Jay Cutler and AP led the way for Kyle Doesn’t Know and lift Milton into a tie for 2nd place. My Team Sucks falls to 1-3 and the draft lottery for next season is starting to look good right about now.

JacksSmirkingRevenge 93.75
JEW-UNIT!! 87.75

Brandon edges out Kyle in what you could call the 2nd game of this week’s featured matchup. The running game helps Brandon improve to 2-2 on the year. The Jew falls 2-2 on the year and is still struggling to find a QB. Kyle - nice trade you offered Scott (Ricky Williams/Hines Ward for Michael Turner/Lavarneus Coles).

Afternoon Sex Break 85.75
The Champs AGAIN 136.30

Big C let Scotty peanut butter him up with an ass-kicking from The Champs AGAIN. Who knew that Lavarneus Coles would catch 3 TD passes from…wait for it…wait for it…BRETT FAVRE who was left on the bench this week by Afternoon Sex Break in place of Aaron Rodgers who threw 3 picks and left with a shoulder injury. This was Big C’s ‘get my face broken’ week anyway. Scott goes to 2-2 on the year while Big C falls to 1-3.

THE JEWBAGS 162.95
McLovin needs help! 138.10

A tough loss to swallow this week for Randy. If he faces almost anybody else this week, he most likely wins. Instead THE JEWBAGS put up a monster score thanks to Larry Johnson, Greg Jennings, and Jason Campbell. I have to admit I was wrong about Campbell. He seams to be finding is own in the west coast offense. Moniz goes to 2-2 while Randy goes to 1-3 on the year.

Time2MakeTheDonuts 136.65
Irish 83.00

All I have to say about this matchup is…I WIN!!! NA NA NA NA NA NA HA HA HA HA HA HA! My team remains in 1st place going to 4-0 on the year while Clint falls to 2-2.

I Heart Porn 149.85
River Rats 115.70

I saved this game for last because this was probably the biggest upset of the week. CJ picks up his first win this week in almost a year since joining the league last year while Mike falls a game back out of 1st place. LT finally did what LT is supposed to do, and 2 TDs from Edgerrin James is not that shabby either. Any TDs scored from Mike’s wide outs and/or running backs and this matchup would have been a nail biter. Mike falls to 3-1 on the year while CJ goes to 1-3 and is back in contention for a playoff spot.