Week 2 Results

Week 2 is in the books. Let’s take a look at all the action.

JEW-UNIT!! 146.85
I Heart Porn 74.90

This was this week’s featured matchup and after CJ and I Heart Porn suffering another devastating loss, I am now 0-2 for my projected picks this season. If you like money, don’t bet on my picks. CJ had his top week 2 point totals left on the bench while Kyle had monster games from Larry Fitzgerald and Brian Westbrook. Not time to panic yet for CJ. LT is bound to turn the corner and show everyone why he was drafted #1 overall. Well, if you own him you do anyway.

THE JEWBAGS 146.25
Time2MakeTheDonuts 146.80

In this week’s closest matchup, Time2MakeTheDonuts was able to put a damper on THE JEWBAGS strong surge. THE JEWBAGS tried to squeeze out every possible point Monday night from Terrell Owens but fell short in the end by .55 points. Let it be known that I had 40 points left on the bench from Santana Moss and got absolutely sh*t out of my TE. Somewhere I can hear Kyle laughing at Matt about his defeat.


JacksSmirkingRevenge 91.25
Kyle Doesn't Know 134.80

Another big game from AP and Milt is off to a 2-0 start. Eli Manning chipped in nicely this week with over 30 points but the ironic thing here is that 2 of Kyle Doesn’t Know QBs that were not played this week BOTH put up over 40 points. I bet Shawn is kicking himself in the ass now for not getting the waiver wire quick enough when Tom Brady went down. Brandon had a tough day all around with only getting good production out of Jonathan Stewart, who rushed for 77 yards and 2 scores.


River Rats 134.05
The Champs AGAIN 81.70

My poor poor brother. He had a disastrous all around. First, he lost out on a bid to the fantasy baseball finals after Carlos Zambrano threw a no-no for Brandon. Next, he gets destroyed by 50+ points and Mike’s River Rats walk away with an easy win this week. Carson Palmer = 2 points. Antwaan Randle El = 5 points. Michael Turner = 5 points. That right there should sum up for you what kind of day Sunday was for Scott. Mike’s DL Patrick Willis alone destroyed these 3 with 16 points by himself! Philip Rivers suffered a heartbreaking loss this week but put up great fantasy numbers for the River Rats (43.85 pts).


McLovin needs help! 142.30
Afternoon Sex Break 145.80

First off, if you haven’t checked out Afternoon Sex Break’s team logo yet on the Yahoo! page you need to do so right now before Yahoo! discovers it and takes it down. It fits Conan’s team name perfectly. Back to the matchup, this was another close call but Big C pulled one out of his ass after the biggest moron in the NFL, DeSean Jackson, decides to taunt the Cowboy crowd and drop the ball BEFORE he crossed into the end zone!!!! Randy must be kicking himself in the ass after that bone head play cost him 6 pts. Smart move on Big C’s part for starting Aaron Rogers over Brett Favre this week.


My Team Sucks 123.90
Irish 134.05

A well balanced offensive attack from Clint’s team led to the demise of Shawn’s team this week. Marian Barber and Anthony Gonzalez led the way for Irish, while Brandon Marshall alone was not enough for My Team Sucks. More bad news for Shawn this week, Justin Fargas and Laurence Maroney left their games respectively with injuries.