Week 5 Results

More upsets and surprises in week 5. Here is a recap of all the action.

Kyle Doesn't Know 123.80
River Rats 157.55

In this week’s featured matchup, Mike rebounded from a tough loss last week to gain a share of first place this week with a win over Kyle Doesn’t Know. Thank you Mike for helping me improve to 3-2 on the season with my 3rd straight projected pick.

Time2MakeTheDonuts 103.50
I Heart Porn 111.85

I’m still waiting for Santana Moss to do something this week. What the hell happened to MegaTron? An awful week for my team especially when your opponent’s TE is sitting on the bench and LT puts up under 3 points. CJ now has his longest winning streak in 2 years (2 games) and is no longer sitting at the bottom.

The Jew Crew 145.70
McLoving Reggie Bush 161.30

Randy posted high score this week and now leads the league in points but still is somehow 2-3 in the standings. Things look to get worse for the Jew as Brian Westbrook now has 2 broken ribs and still no clear cut choice for a QB.

Afternoon Sex Break 133.35
Irish 104.85

One simple text message that I received from Big C on Monday morning describes how this matchup went. “Tell Clint I won’t even charge for his curb stomping this week.” Clint – Big C says “Hi”.

THE JEWBAGS 119.50
The Champs AGAIN 123.10

Scott’s RB tandem of Steve Slaton, Michael Turner, and Joseph Addai catapult him into contention with a 3-2 record while Moniz falls to 2-3 on the year.

JacksSmirkingRevenge 86.00
Team Ramrod 74.00

And finally, in the Ugly Bowl this week, Brandon comes out on top of this who wants to lose more matchup. Brandon moves to 3-2 and Shawn…well….better luck next season buddy.