Week 7 Results

Here’s a look at what happened in week 7.

The Jew Crew 119.75
River Rats 171.80

Is there anyone out there that can beat Mike? With another massive score, the River Rats went all Holocaust on the Jew Crew in this week's featured matchup. As long as Clinton Portis keeps getting the ball, Mike should breeze easily into the playoffs with the #1 seed. Mike is now 6-1 on the year while the Jew falls under .500 to 3-4 with will probably suffer another dominating loss next week.

Team Ramrod 118.95
McLoving Reggie Bush 146.85

Shawn puts up his highest score in god knows how long but it was not enough to take down Randy despite losing Reggie Bush for much of the game. Steven Jackson returned to form putting up over 48 points, and his Chicago Bears defense put up 22 points despite giving up 41 to the Minnesota Vikings. Randy is now 4-3 on the year while Shawn falls to 1-6.

Optimus Prime 105.65
JacksSmirkingRevenge 132.25

I knew I didn’t stand a chance this week but I can’t believe I lost the way I did. Drew Brees and Frank Gore picked up 16 points combined for me in a week in which if I had any kind of decent production from them I probably might have had a shot at winning this week. Brandon enjoyed a nice MNF game from Matt Cassel and Wes Welker picked up his 1st TD catch of the season. With the return of Anquan Boldin and Kevin Curtis, look for my team to return to form and head back into contention for the overall lead with the River Rats (not to be a homer or anything). JacksSmirkingRevenge is now 4-3 on the year while Optimus Prime falls to 5-2.

Afternoon Sex Break 142.10
Down with the Enemy 158.35

Big C had a nice balanced attack going this week but the one move he didn’t make is the one that killed him. LenDale White and his 41 points were left on the bench this week for Julius Jones and his whopping 4 points. If Big C can get some consistency out of Randy Moss in the next few weeks, he could be poised to make a run here. Down with the Enemy (aka Need More Squirrel) had big games from the recently acquired Steve Smith, Chris Johnson, and Mewelde Moore who was claimed from free agency in result of Willie Parker going down with a knee injury. Afternoon Sex Break falls to 2-5 on the year while Down with the Enemy goes to a strong 4-3.

jew crew enemy 76.90
I Heart Porn 106.30

The hottest team currently in the league wins again. After a dreadful 0-3 start, I Heart Porn has rattled off 4 straight wins including wins against the River Rats and Optimus Prime. An amazing feat this week despite getting only 9 points from Braylon Edwards and 9 points from LT. I Heart Porn is now 4-3 on the year while Moniz continues to fall in the other direction at 2-5.

The Champs AGAIN 125.50
Irish 86.35

Jay Cutler might have sucked this week but AP picked up the slack with an impressive 28.50 points. Irish is loaded with Indianapolis Colts players that sucked this week, and wasn’t able to put up a fight against The Champs AGAIN. Irish is now 3-4 on the year while The Champs AGAIN jump to 4-3.