Week 6 Featured Matchup

This week’s featured matchup is:

Afternoon Sex Break (2-3) vs. I Heart Porn (2-3)

Projected Scores: Big C (111.10) – CJ (96.01)

CJ looks to carry the momentum into week 6 after knocking off the top two teams within the last two weeks while Conan looks to go balls deep with another @$$ raping. This should be an interesting Sunday filled with violent text messages.

Projected Winner: Afternoon Sex Break

I’m sorry about I absolutely hate the matchups this week for I Heart Porn. In fact, I don’t expect this one to be even close. LT is obviously playing with a toe that’s more banged up than he and the chargers are leading on. Eddie Royal is at best a game time decision and the explosive factor is most likely gone with a f’d up ankle. I recently looked up “Interception” in the dictionary the other day and here’s what it said: Interception – (noun) – Detroit Lions starting quarterback Jon Kitna. And I don’t expect Edgerrin James to see a lot of work this week in what will probably be a shootout with Dallas. I won’t even go there with Braylon Edwards this season. I wanted to pick I Heart Porn this week because I hate Moss and Gates this week with their teams squaring off Sunday and Aaron Rogers is a big question mark with his shoulder injury this week. But CJ’s matchups are even worse. This game could end up being like sex with a fat chick…..sloppy.