Week 7 Predictions

Here’s a look at my week 7 predictions.

The Jew Crew (3-3) vs. River Rats (5-1)

Projected Scores: Kyle (94.50) – Mike (119.20)

After jumping into 1st place* (by points for) last week, Mike will try to repeat a dominant week 6 performance and put a trash talking, Tony Romo loving, flying squirrel (Kyle) back in his place this week.

My Projected Winner: River Rats


The Champs AGAIN (3-3) vs. Irish (3-3)

Projected Scores: Scott (119.32) – Clint (122.56)

I love Scott’s acquisitions of Jay Cutler, Adrian Peterson, and Dallas Clark. With a little consistency, his team will no doubt be a top league contender.

My Projected Winner: The Champs AGAIN


Afternoon Sex Break (2-4) vs. Need More Squirrel (3-3)

Projected Scores: Conan (105.94) – (111.48)

Milton may regret making that blockbuster trade right now with both Joseph Addai and Willie Parker going down with injuries, but Mewelde Moore will fill in nicely this week at the flex spot. Addai and Parker will be alright going forward for Need More Squirrel. Conan is on the verge of acquiring Brandon Marshall and Ryan Grant which could totally change his team’s misfortune around. If this trade does go thru, Afternoon Sex Break will (mark my words) make the playoffs and quite possibly make a strong run at the title.

My Projected Winner: Need More Squirrel (until I see Marshall and Grant in Conan’s lineup, I’m going with the Squirrel)


Optimus Prime (5-1) vs. JacksSmirkingRevenge (3-3)

Project Scores: Derek (117.45 – Brandon (137.24)

Brandon put up a monster score last week (and somehow lost) and the majority of my team is questionable this week after the injury bug hit hard last week for Optimus Prime (4 of my players last week left with injuries).

My Projected Winner: JacksSmirkingRevenge (yes I am picking against my team this week, hopefully I’m wrong)


Jew Crew Enemy (2-4) vs. I Heart Porn (3-3)

Projected Scores: Matt (122.99) – CJ (114.54)

I have to go with the hot hand here and after 3 straight wins, Braylon Edwards finally starting to break out, I’m on the CJ and I Heart Porn train. Besides, who doesn’t love porn?

My Projected Winner: I Heart Porn (me too)


Team Ramrod (1-5) vs. McLoving Reggie Bush (3-3)

Projected Scores: Shawn (104.94) – Randy (100.42)

Don’t ask me why but I decided to go with the guy who most desperately needs a win this week. Shawn I hope you like the new logo I created for you.

My Projected Winner: Team Ramrod